General Petraeus needs to keep it in his pants

Filed under General Petraeus by on November 16, 2012 at 1:07 AM {no comments}
generalpants5 560x420 General Petraeus needs to keep it in his pants

What a frig­ging mess the Gen­eral has got­ten him­self into.

Gen­eral Petraeus needs to learn to keep it in his pants like the rest of us. Yo gen­eral when I gotta get some, I either mas­tur­bate or I watch porn. You should try it some­times instead of putting your can­non in some des­per­ate house­wife other than your wife! You’re a gen­eral aren’t you sup­posed to be oh so dis­ci­plined already?

Maybe just maybe Gen­eral if you weren’t so caught up in your extra mar­i­tal and roman­tic liaisons the tragedy in Libya would have turned out bet­ter for all?

Funny Pic Du Jour: We’re crazy y’all Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian

Filed under Britney Spears, Funny pic du jour, Kim (Gorilla) Kardashian, Kim CaCadashian by on November 15, 2012 at 11:51 PM {no comments}
2idots21 560x420 Funny Pic Du Jour: Were crazy yall Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian

My mom­myp­imp and my daddy con­trol every sin­gle aspect of our adult life

Brit­ney Spears and Kim Kar­dashian are both con­trolled by their par­ents. Brit­ney is con­trolled by daddy Spears. Kim is con­trolled by her pimp mommy Kris. Both are over 30 and can’t make any deci­sions on their own. Both are men­tally around 6 years of age.

Brit­ney is bipo­lar and has a med­ical con­di­tion. We kinda believe this because we all wit­nessed her MAJOR men­tal break­down a few years ago. Some­thing men­tal CLEARLY is going on with Brit­ney. No won­der her daddy swooped in and put Brit­ney in jail ie a conservatorship.

But what’s up with Kim? What’s her med­ical con­di­tion for being so depen­dent on her mom­myp­imp. And no, being a skank whore is not a med­ical con­di­tion that we know about … yet.

Eva Cassidy makes a brighter day

Filed under Eva Cassidy by on June 15, 2012 at 12:02 AM {no comments}
evacassidy Eva Cassidy makes a brighter day

Eva Cas­sidy is heaven sent in these trou­bled times. Thank you God!

In these weird times when zom­bies, sociopaths and lol cats rule the inter­net, it gets hard find­ing a lit­tle hon­est to good­ness inspi­ra­tion. You know that goodnes that restores your faith in human­ity and in the world. We all need that or else life gets pretty tedious and sad.

Eva Cas­sidy is that angel voiced singer taken away far, far too early from us. Her voice can lit­er­ally heal your life. No joke my lit­tle kit­tens. I pop a few of Eva Cas­sidy youtubes and I am freak­ing good to go. I will buy her CD’s / Itunes soon enough. But for now enjoy the honest-to-God heal­ing sounds from above of this heaven sent ANGEL. (We are not wor­thy God but thanks for her Bless­ings.)
Eva Cas­sidy Is The Best! Long Live Eva Cassidy!

Eva Cas­sidy Singing “Like a Bridge Over Trou­bled Water”

Eva Cas­sidy Singing “At Last”

Do all the kardashian men turn into feminist lesbians?

Filed under Bruce Jenner kardashian, Lamar Odom kardashian by on April 9, 2012 at 9:13 PM {no comments}
jenneridiot Do all the kardashian men turn into feminist lesbians?
I for­got to put on my lip­stick and eye­liner today!!

The kar­dashian kurse/plague kon­tin­ues!!! kkk!!!

Poor Lamar Odom kar­dashian was just fired from his bas­ket­ball team the Dal­las Mav­er­icks owned by Mark Cuban. Poor lit­tle Lamary Poo couldn’t stand being away from the cen­ter of the Uni­verse, Los Ange­les, so he sulked and whined while in Dal­las. He was sup­posed to be help­ing his team like a pro­fes­sional ball player is sup­posed to. But after liv­ing with the morally stink­ing kakadashi­ans he’s got­ten used to the immoral high life and couldn’t bear being parted from L.A. He sunk his teeth into being a kar­dashian real­ity tv star and for­got about being a ball player, his true tal­ent. Pity the fool. Poor lit­tle baby. Lamar over­dosed on the kar­dashian koolaide. He played so badly he got fired from Dal­las. So unpro­fes­sional. How exactly like a kar­dashian turd.

Hey Lamar Odom kardashian, it’s just a mat­ter of time before you start turn­ing into a pathetic  wimp of a man just like that other for­mer macho ath­lete Bruce Jen­ner kar­dashian. Bruce now looks like a San Fran­cisco fem­i­nist les­bian giv­ing poetry read­ings on the life and times of Andrea Dworkin. The man’s been so emas­cu­lated by the pimp whore of a wife (slave owner???) kris jen­ner kar­dashian he has com­pletely lost his balls, looks, morals and val­ues. Being mar­ried to a kor­rupt kar­dashian korpse will do that to you Lamar.

Run Lamar Run far, far away from this wicked, evil and kursed fam­ily (and your slave owner kris jen­ner kar­dashian) before they destroy you kom­pletely. You’ve been warned!!! Free your­self Lamar Free your­self like Sparticus!!!!

The kar­dashian kurse kontinues .….….…

Kris Humphries must be thank­ing his lucky stars he got out of that slave owner real­ity tv plan­ta­tion farm long enough to save his car­rer. Sadly Reg­gie Bush, Bruce Jen­ner and now Lamar Odom could not be saved. Who knows what the helk Scott Dis­ick kar­dashian even really does?

R.I.P. Lamar Odom kar­dashian bas­ket­ball career.

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