What a frigging mess the General has gotten himself into.
General Petraeus needs to learn to keep it in his pants like the rest of us. Yo general when I gotta get some, I either masturbate or I watch porn. You should try it sometimes instead of putting your cannon in some desperate housewife other than your wife! You’re a general aren’t you supposed to be oh so disciplined already?
Maybe just maybe General if you weren’t so caught up in your extra marital and romantic liaisons the tragedy in Libya would have turned out better for all?
My mommypimp and my daddy control every single aspect of our adult life
Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian are both controlled by their parents. Britney is controlled by daddy Spears. Kim is controlled by her pimp mommy Kris. Both are over 30 and can’t make any decisions on their own. Both are mentally around 6 years of age.
Britney is bipolar and has a medical condition. We kinda believe this because we all witnessed her MAJOR mental breakdown a few years ago. Something mental CLEARLY is going on with Britney. No wonder her daddy swooped in and put Britney in jail ie a conservatorship.
But what’s up with Kim? What’s her medical condition for being so dependent on her mommypimp. And no, being a skank whore is not a medical condition that we know about … yet.
Eva Cassidy is heaven sent in these troubled times. Thank you God!
In these weird times when zombies, sociopaths and lol cats rule the internet, it gets hard finding a little honest to goodness inspiration. You know that goodnes that restores your faith in humanity and in the world. We all need that or else life gets pretty tedious and sad.
Eva Cassidy is that angel voiced singer taken away far, far too early from us. Her voice can literally heal your life. No joke my little kittens. I pop a few of Eva Cassidy youtubes and I am freaking good to go. I will buy her CD’s / Itunes soon enough. But for now enjoy the honest-to-God healing sounds from above of this heaven sent ANGEL. (We are not worthy God but thanks for her Blessings.)
Eva Cassidy Is The Best! Long Live Eva Cassidy!
Eva Cassidy Singing “Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water”
Eva Cassidy Singing “At Last”
- I forgot to put on my lipstick and eyeliner today!!
The kardashian kurse/plague kontinues!!! kkk!!!
Poor Lamar Odom kardashian was just fired from his basketball team the Dallas Mavericks owned by Mark Cuban. Poor little Lamary Poo couldn’t stand being away from the center of the Universe, Los Angeles, so he sulked and whined while in Dallas. He was supposed to be helping his team like a professional ball player is supposed to. But after living with the morally stinking kakadashians he’s gotten used to the
immoral high life and couldn’t bear being parted from L.A. He sunk his teeth into being a kardashian reality tv star and forgot about being a ball player, his true talent. Pity the fool. Poor little baby. Lamar overdosed on the kardashian koolaide. He played so badly he got fired from Dallas. So unprofessional. How exactly like a kardashian turd.
Hey Lamar Odom kardashian, it’s just a matter of time before you start turning into a pathetic wimp of a man just like that other former macho athlete Bruce Jenner kardashian. Bruce now looks like a San Francisco feminist lesbian giving poetry readings on the life and times of Andrea Dworkin. The man’s been so emasculated by the pimp whore of a wife (slave owner???) kris jenner kardashian he has completely lost his balls, looks, morals and values. Being married to a korrupt kardashian korpse will do that to you Lamar.
Run Lamar Run far, far away from this wicked, evil and kursed family (and your slave owner kris jenner kardashian) before they destroy you kompletely. You’ve been warned!!! Free yourself Lamar Free yourself like Sparticus!!!!
The kardashian kurse kontinues .….….…
Kris Humphries must be thanking his lucky stars he got out of that slave owner reality tv plantation farm long enough to save his carrer. Sadly Reggie Bush, Bruce Jenner and now Lamar Odom could not be saved. Who knows what the helk Scott Disick kardashian even really does?
R.I.P. Lamar Odom kardashian basketball career.